I thought of a new constitution
Something new for me
It’s quite simple once you get to know
A vision so revolting no one can say no
It’s for the heartbroken and fools
Who thought that girls could guide them through
Know this is not for the faint hearted
For it breaks many hearts after it gets started
It consists of just four rules
Which makes it so fool proof
First, make it nothing but sex
Or else you’ll be left with a hole in the heart
Second, never mess with your friends ex
It always ends with you torn apart
Third, be swift with the start and in the end
And be long gone before she even has a clue
Never mind the start but be slow in the end
You’ll have a girl sticking to you just like glue
Yes it’s awesome I know
So awesome no one can say no
Follow it and you’ll never be sorry
Coz you’ll never have anything to worry
Oh! The forth I almost forgot
Most important of all I got
Make love, but always with a glove
Or start changing the diapers from now
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